THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT: A Message From the Tourism Board of Baltimore

Baltimore has been receiving a lot of bad publicity lately due to the unfortunate and isolated incident involving nine of Baltimore's finest Westinghouse scholars and a single white woman that baited them into stomping her face to pulp.



We would like to assure the American people that Baltimore is a thriving, metropolitan city, and the actions of this woman in no reflect the vast majority of Baltimorons.

So we urge you to take a look beyond the headlines and see the real Baltimore:


Come to Baltimore and visit our bustling Downtown, which has the finest shopping in the region.



Experience our newly refurbished waterfront promenade!



Baltimore is a place to escape the hustle and bustle of Modern living, enjoy a calm relaxing stay, feel free to nap on our clean relatively glass free sidewalks.



My name is Mayor Lil'Ray Ray, and dat mah Police Commissioner P-Nut in the red. I want all ya'll punk-ass-bitches and shook niggas to know that we puttin' in work to make Baltimore mad safe and shit, that's mah word.

Ya'll need ta check out mah new single "Bitch Stay Out Mah Shit (I'll Murder Yo Grandma Remix)" on "Hood 2 Deth" records Bang, Bang.