WHY ISLAM IS MOST PEACEFUL AND BENEVOLENT: A RESPONSE TO THE WORSHIPER OF THE CROSS
by Imam Abu Hakmed Mahmood Al Haj
Allah is ever peaceful, ever merciful. This last week, after I was done raping my Fillipino housekeeper, I learned that the supreme worshiper of the cross, the great infidel Pope Benedict, quoted a medieval Byzantine Emperor in saying that Islam is not the religion of peace, but is infact a violent and evil death cult spread by intimidation, lies, and war.
Certainly, this ugly accusation is connected to all of the allegedly Muslim people who have been flying planes into buildings, or blowing themsleves up on trains, or just blowing themsleves up in general. Of course, any rational person would know that the people who blow themsleves up are not Mulsim, but rather are Mossad agents and American spies; the very same people who destroyed the World Trade Center with holograms, missiles, and demolition charges.
But back to the controversy.
The Byzantines had a completely unjustified view of Islam, which was the reason why we had to storm Constantinople, slaughter its men, rape its women, forceably convert its children, and defile the great church of Haiga Sophia by turning it into a mosque.
If the Pope wishes this not to happen to Rome, he must apologise to Islam by insisting it is not violent in the least. Then maybe agents of the Mossad will not blow themsleves up in the Vatican, slaughtering thousands of innocents.
As for I, the grand Imam Al Haj, I will be attending another peacful street protest today in the streets of Riyadh, where I will demonstrate the peacefulness of Islam by lighting shit on fire, kicking stuffed effigies of the Pope, and calling for the slaughter of nonbelievers.
But before that, I need to void my bowels because an American-Israeli conspiracy gave me indigestion by poisioning my lamb kebebs. I can only hope that the CIA did not switch my pepto bismol with a mind-altering poison that would force me to rape my housekeeper again.
Until next time,
All Praise be To Allah
Allah is ever peaceful, ever merciful. This last week, after I was done raping my Fillipino housekeeper, I learned that the supreme worshiper of the cross, the great infidel Pope Benedict, quoted a medieval Byzantine Emperor in saying that Islam is not the religion of peace, but is infact a violent and evil death cult spread by intimidation, lies, and war.
Certainly, this ugly accusation is connected to all of the allegedly Muslim people who have been flying planes into buildings, or blowing themsleves up on trains, or just blowing themsleves up in general. Of course, any rational person would know that the people who blow themsleves up are not Mulsim, but rather are Mossad agents and American spies; the very same people who destroyed the World Trade Center with holograms, missiles, and demolition charges.
But back to the controversy.
The Byzantines had a completely unjustified view of Islam, which was the reason why we had to storm Constantinople, slaughter its men, rape its women, forceably convert its children, and defile the great church of Haiga Sophia by turning it into a mosque.
If the Pope wishes this not to happen to Rome, he must apologise to Islam by insisting it is not violent in the least. Then maybe agents of the Mossad will not blow themsleves up in the Vatican, slaughtering thousands of innocents.
As for I, the grand Imam Al Haj, I will be attending another peacful street protest today in the streets of Riyadh, where I will demonstrate the peacefulness of Islam by lighting shit on fire, kicking stuffed effigies of the Pope, and calling for the slaughter of nonbelievers.
But before that, I need to void my bowels because an American-Israeli conspiracy gave me indigestion by poisioning my lamb kebebs. I can only hope that the CIA did not switch my pepto bismol with a mind-altering poison that would force me to rape my housekeeper again.
Until next time,
All Praise be To Allah
posted by The TDL News Team at 9:57 AM
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