REUTERS: ISRAEL APPROVES OF ARAB MASSACRE

Beirut - The Knesset today approved the wholescale massacre of all Arabs, down to the last man, woman and child.

Said Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert: "Of course our goal is the wholesale massacre of the Arabs. We're Jews, that is what we do."


When reached for comment, the Secretary General of the humanitarian organization Hizballah said, "Peace. Love. Happy cotton candy teddy bears dancing with gummi unicorns on a butterscotch rainbow. Allah Ahkbar."


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