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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

REUTERS: ISRAEL APPROVES OF ARAB MASSACRE

Beirut - The Knesset today approved the wholescale massacre of all Arabs, down to the last man, woman and child.

Said Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert: "Of course our goal is the wholesale massacre of the Arabs. We're Jews, that is what we do."
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When reached for comment, the Secretary General of the humanitarian organization Hizballah said, "Peace. Love. Happy cotton candy teddy bears dancing with gummi unicorns on a butterscotch rainbow. Allah Ahkbar."
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