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Sunday, June 11, 2006

TDL OPINION: FREE PORTO RICO!

By: A.C #1




For far too long, the imperialist United States Government has enslaved the Porta Rican people.

In recognition of this Saturday's New York City Preta Rican Day parade, The Dick List has decided to no longer stand by as the government perpetrates mass slaughter of Perta Ricans. We say: "Not in our Name!!!!"

It is time to release the bonds of colonization from our imprisoned brothers. What are our demands?
  • Autonomy for the Porti Ricon people.
  • The cessation of all welfare payments and foodstamps to the island.
  • The removal of imperial American sturmtruppers from Porto Rican land. They are perfectly capable of defending themselves.
  • Revoke the American citizenship of the people. Must they suffer the fate of being a citizen of the very country that seeks their doom?
  • The end of all trade with the island. The Pesto Rican people must be allowed to be self-sufficient.
  • The repatriation to Potto Rico of all proud Potto Ricans who fly thier flag here in America. Why should we siphon away all of their most patriotic citizens?
These demands being met can be the only possible reparations for the mistreatment of the glorious Port-o-Rican people.