51. "TRANNYIANA"
and Reese Witherspoon as the gender re-assignment nurse
SYNOPSISIt is the year 2007 and terrorists have attacked America once again. The Central Intelligence Agency knows it has only one hope to prevent further mayhem....
Chris Cross (Sean Penn) is the best agent the agency had ever seen. Chris had been forced into retirement by the government because he was a homosexual. The C.I.A. sends two agents on an emergency mission to find Chris and return him to Langley.
When they arrive at his home, Chris is ready for action... and is also a tranny. Chris knew the attack was coming having discovered the plot while having his wang chopped off in Thailand; It attempted to warn it’s former bosses but was ignored because it was an "it".
Chris also learned that this attack was just a test run, and a larger attack is in the works. Chris is assigned to stop the terror cell before it strikes again. It is partnered with Lance Chest (Matt Damon), a former colleague who had forbidden lust for it when it was still a him, but Lance and Chris could not express their love because of the oppressive white male leadership at the C.I.A.
Lance is now married but after he is reunited with it, Lance realizes that men who become women are far superior to actual women. In the course of their investigation, Chris and Lance discover that the Carrier air-conditioning company with the support of the White House is actually behind all terror attacks.
The insidious goal of the plot is to give America an excuse to steal Arab oil to artificially keep gas prices low so people don’t drive hybrid cars, accelerating Global Warming raising temperatures all over the Earth...thus forcing people to buy air-conditioning units.
A tranny reporter named TaSteven Johnson (Patrick Ewing) who has a lesbian girlfriend working for Carrier at its Las Vegas headquarters aids the investigation.
Brightsun Runningwatermoon (Lou Diamond Phillips) is a disabled Native Western Hemispherian with a secret life with TaSteven and is acting as a whistleblower. The White House learns how close the trannies have come to discovering their secret plot and holds hearings accusing women of having abortions, which are now illegal.
When TaSteven is accused of having an abortion, it loses its job at the newspaper and is blacklisted. Brightsun Runningwatermoon is murdered and TaSteven backs off the story out of fear.
Chris and Lance now express their true love for each other and continue the investigation despite ominous warnings to back off. The White House and Carrier set up a group of innocent Arab victims as the terror cell behind the original attack. Chris leads the field-op to arrest the men, but Lance is shot and the innocent Arabs are killed.
The White House trumpets the arrests and closes the investigation down. Chris leaves the C.I.A. and returns to normal life defeated... until a joint European Union/ United Nations strike force comes to Chris, willing to aid it and TaSteven in bringing down Carrier.
With the help of the task force, Chris, TaSteven, and Lance infiltrate Carrier’s headquarters and secretly broadcast the CEO of Carrier (Willem Dafoe) bragging to them about his evil plans with the help of a heroic MSM news anchorman. The CEO flees into the desert pursued by Chris and TaSteven.
The gas-guzzling SUV the CEO is driving is no match for the efficiency of the trannies' hybrid car and breaks down. They continue the chase on foot into the “Flaming Man Festival” which is underway nearby. The peace and love overwhelms the CEO and gives him the strength to admit he’s a homosexual. After making out with a young Asian man (Jackie Chan), he promises to fight to repair the environment that he did so much to harm.
posted by The TDL News Team at 11:00 AM
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